Wednesday 8 September 2010

The Hopeless Scarecrow


Farmer Brown made a scarecrow using a pillow, some straw and old clothes. Joe was not your average scarecrow, he was a unique fellow. He would boogie at the local disco, shaking from his shoulder to his elbow. The crowd would explode with laughter as Joe groaned and moaned.

Joe, the scarecrow would boast how he scared all the crows from his home. Although Farmer Brown thought he was a hopeless fellow, he played the piano like a pro and caused the crocuses to grow.

20 comments:

Lucy mulligan said...

Once there was a bear. The bear was called Joe. One day Joe was driving down the road when he saw a disco. Joe pulled over and walked in to the disco. When the music started playing Joe started doing his signature move, the bongo. Somebody then asked Joe to come to the stage and sing a song. Guess what Joe sang…… Alejandro by Lady Gaga. His singing made the crocus’s die and made everybody else cover their ears so they wouldn’t burst! Everyone started groaning. When he got of stage everyone was so happy they started to cheer. Joe started boasting about how good his singing and dancing was in the disco. When he heard himself sing he was going to explode at how bad he was. So from now on he never went to a disco again.

Mr Gray said...

Super story Lucy. Pick up 1 House point tomorrow

Jack Dowey said...

In the morning I found it hard to get my head off the pillow,
I groan with tiredness as I approach the top of the stairs,
Once I arrived at the bottom of the stairs my mum has scold Ben because he hit my little brother, he had hit him in the face with his elbow and he was put on time out for a moment, although my little brother was fine and was asking mum could he use his play dough and mould to make a bomb shape but mum said she didn’t want an explosion in the house and we had to hurry anyway because the motorway will be full of traffic if we didn’t hurry up and we would miss getting our family photograph took by a professional photographer.

Jake said...

Once upon a time there was a professional Xbox player called Joe. Joe would boast about how he got 109 kills on Modern Warfare 2. He sat on a pillow every day and night every 5 seconds he got 9 kills, but 1 day his Xbox exploded so his record was over and done with. Joe then went and played with his other friends as he now had no Xbox to play with. It turned out his friends were more fun!

Jack Dowey said...

time to watch tv

Jake said...

brillant

timothy said...

The nutty professor

The professor travelling up the motorway when he got stuck in traffic. He was in a rush to get his photograph taken for his profile. He wanted it to look professional. He decided to follow the diversion along the hard shoulder to get off the motorway. As he drove along the road he saw a sign for a disco, it said there was also an open micro-phone for anyone who wanted to sing. He gave a groan as he thought about singing. He couldn’t boast about his singing. He had sang once but it only sounded like a croak.

Joel said...

Once there was a professor called Dr.Pillow.He liked to drive along the motorway on his way to and from his work.He had a frog that could not croak but he could groan.He has a photograph of Oasis playing at the Hollow Arena and the lead singer is holding a micro-phone.His favourite professional football player is Steven Gerrard.He went to a disco and had a good time although he broke his shoulder on his way home.When he got home he had a plate of crocus and mould for his supper.The next day he found a bow and arrow on his way to work.He lost the sole of his shoe in the vending machine.He started to follow the tornado expert around his work.He likes to boast about how clever he is.When he got home he ate so much he said he was ready to explode.The next day he broke his elbow by falling down the stairs backwards.

THOMAS said...

Once there was a man called Professor Explode. He worked in a lab. He was trying to make a tornado. He had no idea how to approach this so he put his head and shoulder down on the pillow and thought about it for a moment. Soon he had an idea to make a giant fan. He thought this would help him. He got his micro-phone and recorded the plan which he was going to follow. The Professor’s plan did not go well; there was a loud croak and a big explosion!

megan thornbury said...
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megan thornbury said...

The Sleepy Fireman
Fireman Sam was in his bed sleeping on his pillow,when all of a sudden his bleeper went off.Sam got up, dressed and drove down the motorway like a tornado.He was told that there was an explosion in a mattress factory.It was a hoax call so with a groan and a scold he decidided to follow the other engine back down to the fire station and a moment later he was back on his elbow in his warm bed.He started to dream about a frog who couldn'tcroak because he had eaten sour dough from a mould outside a bin in a bakery. he was glad to waken and find it wasn't real , although he did find it funny. The end

nathan said...

HI,And this is my scaffold text called
PROFESSOR DOUGH

PROFESSOR DOUGH WOKE UP OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED WITH A PILLOW IN HIS HAND. HE SAID''IVE GOT A SORE ELBOW ''HE LOOKED AT HIS WATCH AND CROAKED''I'M LATE FOR WORK''HE GOT OUT OF BED, GOT DRESSED ANDWAS ABOUT TO PUT ON HIS SHOE WHEN HIS SOLE CAME OFFAND LET OUT A MOAN , ''I'VE ONLY GOT ONE BIT OF BLU-TAC LEFT '' HE STUCK IT TOGETHER AND TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS CROCUS AND GOT IN TO HIS CAR AND DROVE OVER HIS CROCUS AND THEN DOWN THE MOTORWAY WITH AN ARROW IN HIS HEAD.HE GOT TO THE PROFESSIONAL OASIS LAB IN DISCO TOWN.HE LOGGED IN TO HIS PROFILE AND SPOKE INTO THE MICRO-PHONE;PROFESSOR DOUGH IS IN LATE DO NOT SCOLD AT HIM CUT HIM SOME SLACK.EVERYBODY CROUDED ROUND HIM, PROF.DOUGH PRESSED EXPLODE BUTTON!!!BOOOOM!!PROF.DOUGH LANDED IN HIS CAR!


THE END
Hope you enjoyed my scaffold text!!!!! .
. . )

Christina said...

Joe heard a frog croak from his bedroom window. He thought it would look good on his pillow. He boasted that he would catch the frog. As he approached the frog he tripped and fell into his mums crocuses. He thought he was going to get scolded. Although his shoulder and elbow were sore he tried not to groan and moan. He felt better when he saw his mum moulding dough for pizza. He decided not to tell a soul about the frog or the crocuses in case he wasn’t allowed to go to the disco. The end!

Anonymous said...

Joe heard a frog croak from his bedroom window. He thought it would look good on his pillow. He boasted that he would catch the frog. As he approached the frog he tripped and fell into his mums crocuses. He thought he was going to get scolded. Although his shoulder and elbow were sore he tried not to groan and moan. He felt better when he saw his mum moulding dough for pizza. He decided not to tell a soul about the frog or the crocuses in case he wasn’t allowed to go to the disco. The end!

ryan said...

Professor Moe


There is a professor called Moe. Professor Moe studies oasis’s in the desert. He always likes to boast about all his discoveries. One day he drove down the motorway to the airport and flew to the Sahara desert. He was going there for two weeks to study oasis. After 13 days the professor still hadn’t found an oasis. Moe decides to give up, but then a toad came and said “croak” and hopped 2 steps, stopped, turned around and croaked again. Moe said “follow. You want me to follow you”. “Croak”.
“Ok”. So Moe followed the toad. And in 1 hr the professor saw an oasis.

Mr Gray said...

Absolutely fantastic guys!
Great effort - 1 HP for each of you
well done

Alexandra said...

My mother and I had to drive down the motorway and follow the arrow until we got to the Ulster Clinic. She had an appointment with Professor Spence who is a professional doctor. He took a look at her elbow, shoulder and wrist. He took a special photograph called an x-ray although she had to wait just a moment to get the results. She had to place her arm on a special pillow and she made a groan because it was very sore. The doctor had to scold my mum because she had not followed his instructions. He told her to approach the receptionist and make another appointment. It looks like my mum won't be going to the disco for a while!!!

Alexandra said...

My mother and I had to drive down the motorway and follow the arrow until we got to the Ulster Clinic. She had an appointment with Professor Spence who is a professional doctor. He took a look at her elbow, shoulder and wrist. He took a special photograph called an x-ray although she had to wait just a moment to get the results. She had to place her arm on a special pillow and she made a groan because it was very sore. The doctor had to scold my mum because she had not followed his instructions. He told her to approach the receptionist and make another appointment. It looks like my mum won’t be going to the disco for a while!!!

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