Wednesday 13 October 2010

Gertie the Gloomy Goose

Gertie the Gloomy Goose

One afternoon Hugh was watching a cartoon called Gertie the Gloomy Goose. Gertie flew smoothly through Blackpool on a broom when she toppled over fell and bruised her knee. In rage she took off her shoe and threw it at a musician who was playing a flute. He stood up, shook his fist at Gertie, smoothed down his suit and continued playing. It would take more than a bruise caused by a goose on a broom to stop a true flute player.

11 comments:

JAMES said...

THE FOLLOWING ARROW

ONCE THERE WAS MOINTAIN CALLED MOUNT ARROW THER WAS LODS OF COWS AND A BIG TOWN BUT ONE DAY THERE WAS A BIG RAIN CLOUD
ABOVE IT ROBIN HOUD LIVED RIGHT BESIDE THE TOWN OF TOFFEE ONE DAY HE HAD A IDEA ABOUT HAVING ARROWS THAT TOOK YOU TO A BAD PERSON SO YOU COULD SHOOT THEM STRAIGHT AWAY ONCE THE CAVE IN CHILE CALAPSED ON THE MINERS BECAUSE THERE WAS A DOWNFALL BUT AS YOU KNOW ROBIN HOOD SAVED EVERYBODY AND EVERYBODY WAS SAFE.




THE END

NATHAN said...

HI AND WELCOME TO MY SCAFFOLD TEXT CALLED

THE SNOOKER GLUE

THE SNOOKER GLUE LIVES IN A WOODEN SUITCASE IN BLUE TOWN ON ROUTE 45 IN COUNTY HORSESHOE ON JUPITER.ONE DAY HE WAS ENTERING THE SHAMPOO SNOOKER COMPETITION. HE WAS USING HIS MAGIC CUE FOR THE COMPETITION . PEOPLE ARGUED THAT HE WAS IN SCHOOL BUT 1 MONTH LATER HE GAVE THEM THE PROOF ALSO BEING IN THE FINAL UP AGAINST RONNIE O SULLIVAN!! IF HE POTTED THIS BLUE BALL HE WOULD WIN $7000000 AND THE GOLDEN HORSESHOE! HE HIT THE BALL IN A QUEUE OF OTHER BALLS AND BOUNCE OFF THE SUITABLE CUSHION WITH THE MAGIC CUE .........AND WON!!

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HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY SCAFFOLD TEXT FROM THE MAN.

Megan Thornbury!!! said...

The moon light conoe
Late one night I packed my suitcase with soap,toothpaste,shampoo and clothes,they began to ooze out the sides so I had to choose what would suit me for the night.That was a big improvement.I got into the car and started to cruise down the road past the school and bang on cue my friend was waiting. We headed down to the river. It was late and and dark but thanks to the moonlight we saw are wooden canoe and picked our rote.The river was freezing so after a short time we decided to argue who would get the biggest bowl of stew for supper. We both won,got are stew, blew it as it was so hot. We had such a fruitful time, we jumped into bed and fell fast asleep with our clothes on.

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jakedoodle said...

Once upon a time there was a school called Improvement Movement. They had a big poster of a horseshoe stuck up in the canteen. The horseshoe was coloured in blue and was stuck on the wall with glue. One day when everyone came into the canteen there was a large queue of people looking at the horseshoe. Somebody had threw stew at the poster and it was ruined. The pupils all began to argue over who had ruined the poster. The headmaster then came in right on cue with a hairdryer and blew away all the stew. He said that from now on the horseshoe should be stuck up in his office so no-one could ruin it again.

BOY WONDER said...

THE LUCKY BLUE WOODEN HORSESHOE

ONCE THERE WAS A MAN CALLED LOU. LOU WAS ALWAYS A LUCKY MAN BECAUSE, HE ALWAYS CARIED A BLUE WOODEN HORSESHOE. (WHY IT IS LUCKY I DON’T HAVE A CLUE.) ONE DAY LOU AND HIS LOU WERE HAVEING A ARGUEMENT (BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY COMPETEVE.) “I BET I CAN GET A HORSESHOW ON A POLE FROM 100 METERS AWAY.” SAID SUE.(HIS BIG SIS.) “YEAH RIGHT!” SAID LOU. SO THEY WENT TO THE PARK AND LOU BEET SUE.

Joel said...

Hope you enjoy my scaffold text!

Last year Bob decided to go on a cruise during the school holidays. He had to bring shampoo, glue, toothpaste, a snooker cue and a horseshoe in a suitable waterproof suitcase. When he arrived he spotted a blue wooden canoe for hire. Later that night when he was brushing his teeth the toothpaste oozed out of the tube. He was about to get into bed when he fell and bruised his nose and shoulder. ”Ouch!” he yelped. He woke up that night and the moonlight shone into his room and reflected off the wooden canoe. The next morning he headed for the breakfast bar to get in the queue for some stew. Suddenly a extremely cruel man appeared and blew Bob into the deep blue sea!

HOLLS said...

Holly's scaffold text


Gertie The Gloomy Goose

One day there was a very gloomy goose. He was called Gertie. Gertie the gloomy goose.
One night Gertie was sitting on a log with his darling wife Gilly goose, watching the MOONLIGHT fade away into early morning sunset.
It was very romantic night and after about two hours they went home and got some hot, tasty and delicous STEW homemade from Gilly his wife. It had been on the hob while they were watching the romantic MOONLIGHT fade away into morning sunset. After their lovely pot of STEW it was eventually time for bed because it was late and the geese were going on a CRUISE ship for a holiday the next morning. So Girty got his BLUE toothbrush and TOOTHPASTE and brushed his teeth. After he had done so, he and Gilly got into bed and eventually dozed off. When morning arrived Girty got up and packed his SUITCASE and they headed off to Belfast International Airport.




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jamie said...

THE SCHOOL TRIP

First thing every morning I brush my teeth with toothpaste. Then I have a shower and I have to choose what shampoo is suitable to use incase my hair turns blue and feels like glue! That day at school the queue was a mile long because there was stew for dinners. For our school trip we had to choose a cruise in the moonlight and bring our suitcase or go on a blue wooden canoe that would need a lot of improvement or you could end up with a bruise! We need to see if the weather is suitable because if there is no improvement we could get blew away and that would be cruel so we should bring a lucky horseshoe!

Lauren22 said...

Diva's scaffold text....
This year the school trip was very special, it was to London and a cruise on the River Thames.
The pupils were told when packing their suitcase, they should choose suitable clothing and remember their toothpaste and shampoo.
We were also allowed to canoe on the river, this didn't suit everyone; there was a very long queue, so everyone had to wait and then they started to argue, the teacher blew his whistle to calm them down.
On the route back to the airport everyone was singing.

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Alexandra said...

Last weekend when I stayed over at my friend's house, my mum said I should choose some suitable clothes to put in my wooden suitcase. I also put in some shampoo and toothpaste. We went to the cinema to see Tom Cruise and someone stood on my shoe in the queue and I got an awful bruise on my foot but apart from that I have a very fruitful weekend.

Jack said...

Scaffold text


Once the priminister had got up out of his bed and brush his teeth when he went to brush his teeth some one had stolen his toothpaste and the priminister had a cruel look on his face. Then he went down to the CCTV room to see who had stolen his toothpaste. He looked at all the cameras and he saw a masked thief. Now it was time to make a trap. He had secured the door and a net was up above it. Then when he was going to sleep he heard a THUMP THUMP BANG. The priminister went down and unmasked the thief it was his own personal worker. He called the police and the thief was taken to jail.